Please enjoy this short list of what I Googled upon realizing the average life expectancy for women in the US is almost exactly twice my age. If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to enjoy my crisis.
Middle age how old
Middle age symptoms
Rash midlife related?
Millennial midlife crisis ideas
Cool midlife crisis
Pinterest midlife crisis hairstyles
Middle age + bangs?
Best birding binoculars wirecutter
Best bird book wirecutter
Birds near me
Gardening easy
Gardening beginner no yard
Gardening less dirt
Gardening wirecutter
Wrinkle causes
Looking in mirror causing wrinkles?
Really deep wrinkles but born in 80s normal?
What is Retinol
Best Retinol for price
Retinol wirecutter
DIY Retinol
Can I grow Retinol no dirt?
Midlife crisis car
Midlife crisis used car
Midlife crisis used used used car good gas mileage
Budgeting tips for midlife crisis
Roller skates acceptable midlife crisis?
Middle aged people required to like cruises?
Midlife crisis free
What have you been Googling?
Other Updates:
I have once again been published! Check out my latest humor piece on The Belladonna, where I really hone those marketing skills.
The first weekend in June I had the great joy of joining my fellow sauna guides at our Minneapolis location, which happens to be at the Four Seasons. Imposter syndrome aside (the shopping scene in Pretty Woman taught me that even Julia Roberts isn’t hot enough to be in rich people spaces), I had an incredible time and loved this job perk.
Summer is officially here and I have not killed every seed that planted! Yet! Fingers crossed that I bring this parsley, basil, lavender, and thyme to a point where I can use it to cook with (RIP kale, arugula, broccoli rabe, and chives. So sorry).
My alma mater (The University of the Arts) announced on May 31st that they would be closing on June 7th. That’s a 1 week notice. Students, staff, faculty, alumni, no one knew anything about it. It’s shady as fuck and I’m certain there’s some trash about to be uncovered. Since the announcement the >1 year president has resigned (from what? why?) and the first of what I’m hoping are several class action lawsuit has been put in motion. I’m furious on behalf of my friends and colleagues who have been left in a lurch in their education, their income, and their life’s work.
Hahahahah omg this list is TOO REAL!!!